Trump Reportedly Wants to Watch Porn In the White House But Can't; Sad

On today's edition of "Please Stop, Do Not Want": MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski claimed this morning that Trump's biggest complaint is that he cannot watch porn in the White House. I have many questions, the first being "When will the end come?" and the second being, "Is it that he's not allowed or he just doesn't know how to turn off the Parental Controls?"

The co-host of Morning Joe made the claim while appearing on MSNBC Live with Stephanie Ruhle. Ruhle brought up comments from swamp monster Rudy Giuliani about Stormy Daniels, the adult film actress who claims to have slept with Trump. Casting aspersions on Daniels' reputation, Guiliani said, "I don't respect a porn star the way I respect a career woman." Brzezinski was having none of it. “The hypocrisy is astounding,” she said. “Because I know someone who spoke to Donald Trump recently about life in the White House, and Donald Trump’s biggest complaint was that he’s not allowed to watch porn in the White House."

Brzezinski did not clarify on either show who this someone who spoke to Donald Trump was, but there's probably a 50/50 chance it was also Rudy Giuliani. The irony of being the president of the United States and having to complain to a friend about not being able to get to the kind of website that millions of Americans freely and unabashedly enjoy. What is going on in this White House? Can someone give Donald Trump the password for ordering Pay-per-View? It's all he wants.